Bollywood Video Showdown: Basement Jaxx Vs. Natalie Portman and Her Boyfriend's Pubes

Here are two music videos that each try to tell a whole Bollywood story in the span of one song. They're creative to say the least.

The first is the always-creative Basement Jaxx, who are wiseacres that know how to match up electric pulses with killer voices and the occasional crunchy beat. "Romeo" was a big club hit for them a while ago. Check it out below.



The other is "Carmenista" from Devandra Barnhart who, as the video will demonstrate, has no shame. Not about his, ahem, lower regions, or about pimping his girlfriend for the sake of comedy. Or, you know, lampooning a culture (not that it's not funny).




Me, I prefer the Basement Jaxx joint. Mostly because I don't like Natalie Portman but I'm a huge fan of monkeys. Monkeys > Natalie Portman.